fuente1. Give a game a review score without ever actually playing the game
2. Be able to spot whether a game is running in 720p
4. Play Wii without using the wrist strap
5. Attack the weak point for massive damage
6. Be an expert in the work of one particular developer besides Miyamoto
7. Beat a really bastard hard game on any tier of difficulty higher than Normal
8. Estimate remaining PSP battery life and calculate device's lastability on journey
9. Play driving games without 'steering' the controller
10. Become unhealthily obsessed with one particular game and play only that game for six months solid
11. Instantly recognise any game being played on a TV show or in a movie
12. Easily spot at least 5 differences between any PS3 and 360 comparison shots, that are invisible to the normal human eye
13. Expertly pick the right game for the right moment
14. Be able to navigate to the 'Invert? Yes/No' option in under 5 seconds
16. Instinctively know the location of all controller buttons and their respective numerical, alphabetical or symbol-based denominations
17. Perfectly repackage console/PC snugly back in its box, complete with Styrofoam and cable ties
18. Make in-game moral choices quickly and without flinching
19. Have a selection of "I only lost because..." excuses prepared and rehearsed in the event of defeat
20. Own non-gaming friends at absolutely anything
21. Perform tea-bagging like a pro
22. Immediately know what to dump when your inventory is full
23. Engage in the 'Are games art?' debate without sounding like a pretentious twat or a moronic dumbass
24. Always spot the 'hidden area'
25. Gather enough tech speak to make it sound like you know how to make games better than developers themselves
26. Memorise enemy/item spawn points
27. Complete unlocking/defusing mini-games first time, every time
28. To never be suckered by game store offers pimping crappy games and shitty third party peripherals
29. Be condescending, patronising and impatient when playing with non-gamers
30. Be shit-faced drunk and still be able to rock at Guitar Hero or other popular party game
31. Bluff your way through a conversation about a retro game you never actually played
32. Instantly identify enemy types by the sound they make
33. Confidently guess what a developer's secret project/unannounced title is
If all else fails, predict Shenmue 3.
34. Passionately champion at least one obscure game that nobody has ever heard of and win it some new fans
35. Get the highest possible rank/medal/award in any tutorial level
36. Know which elemental attack will be most effective against an enemy
37. Master the art of reloading
38. To simultaneously perform other important life tasks while playing
39. Skip every cut-scene and still understand what's going on
40. Identify boss battle attack patterns in under 20 seconds
41. To know everything about the game without ever having to consult instruction manuals
42. Argue effectively in a gaming Internet forum
43. Well developed bladder control
44. Condense even the most convoluted control system into easy-to-manage verbal instructions "Basically, move the sticks and press X"
45. Always know the best spots for camping
46. Memorise important cheat codes for fast fingered employment at a moments notice
If you can't remember Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A then you weren't there.
47. Have at least one game that you are unbeatable at
48. Be like Rainman when converting Microsoft/Wii points
49. Read the back-of-box blurb and decipher it into 'What It Actually Means' "State-of-the-art 3D environments and characters" = "We done some graphics"
50. Know when NOT to talk about gaming
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